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Message # 21731.2.1.2 Subject: My record with women totally sucks! Date: Tue 11/04/06 22:33:21 GMT Name: anonymous |
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I have had exactly TWO dates in my entire life! I am a total failure with women. I am a virgin. I am not making this up. This is the honest truth. This is quite embarassing, so I am posting as anonymous. |
In reply to Message (21731.2.1) Re: Is this a pole or are you looking for dates?
By Barry - barryseaweed@yahoo.com Tue 11/04/06 17:49:48 GMT Hey Buddha,
Here's some advice for you: dating advice coming from women never works!
"There are lots of single woman looking for great men, just be yourself. The right girl is out there waiting for you."
I'm 34, I'm currently divorced. My marriage only lasted for two and a half years. I got divorced back in '02 and I've been looking ever since and since that time and I hear that line probably once a week. Just be yourself, PLEASE, it hasn't worked yet, logic tells me that if hasn't worked in the past, it's not gonna start working!
Here's some more advice from my personal experience. Dating advice coming from "John Tesh, Music and Intelligence for Your Life" never works either! A while back somebody called in and said "I've followed all of the dating advice on your show, and I've been turned down 250 times." I would have called in with that complaint myself, but that other guy beat me to it!
I am able to get a few dates, it's just that they're all dry and boring. My ex-wife was dry and boring. Here's the difference between men and women: Us guys, we tell women what turns us on and they don't do it no matter how simple. The women, they don't tell us what turns them on and we gotta figure it out by trial and error! In the case of my EX, it was all error, all the time!
Since advice coming from women, John Tesh, and that worthless collection of crap Barnes and Nobles calls it's Realationship and Dating books just doesn't work, we're going to have to try something else!
I'm not picky. All I want is a wife who will get wet in a shirt with shorts or pants and socks every once in a while. I'd be more than thrilled with a clothed dip in the tub once a month or maybe a jump off the pier at the lake every once in a while.
Here's my plan: I saw this thing on TV about Mormons in Utah once. Mormons are required to swim in full clothing. The TV news segment showed a group of Mormon girls swimming in shirts, long pants, socks, and sandals. Not only that, someone told me once they're required to shower in their underwear. I don't know if that's true or not, that's what Howard Stern said on his show once. I looked in to it a little and Mormons believe it's a sin to stay single. I'm thinking about moving to Utah and becoming a Mormon. They have single girls who are told it's their obligation to marry, and they're required to get wet. That's my idea. If someone has another idea THAT WORKS I'd like to hear it! |
In reply to Message (21731.2) Is this a pole or are you looking for dates?
By Jennifer - jet@jetwetfun.com Tue 11/04/06 13:57:00 GMT If this is just a pole, you may get few responses but I have to agree with AnthonyX. You're better off finding a dating service or do a new activity. Get out there and say "hi", we woman can be blind to great guys so you have to let us know your interested. Don't just stare at us or we may think something's wrong with us. I suggest finding an outdoorsy girl who doesn't mind ruining her outfit for fun. There are lots of single woman looking for great men, just be yourself. The right girl is out there waiting for you.
Jennifer |
In reply to Message (21731) female wetlook fans
By buddha - Tue 11/04/06 06:28:37 GMT how many female wetlook fans are out there ,and how many in england ? |
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